what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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