May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
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