I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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