honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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