thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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