I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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