I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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