that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Quick, to the slutcave!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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