I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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