Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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