Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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