Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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