Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Congratulations! We have a period
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