I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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