If you die in college, do you die in real life?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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