I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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