Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
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I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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