Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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