If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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