Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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