Whod you bang
Me. At least after what I've been through.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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