I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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