you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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