Need sex. Gaining weight.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
soo... how was my night?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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