if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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