how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
how drunk are you?
Several
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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