my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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