its not stalking. its research.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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