You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize
