How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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