these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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