im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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