fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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