thus making me awesome and them whores
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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