Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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