I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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