you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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