i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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