i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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