Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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