Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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