JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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