Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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