Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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