So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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