Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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