My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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