Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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