so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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