hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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