i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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