i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
only if we run a train.
done.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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