Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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