I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
