You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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