Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
sex in a hospital.. check
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Randomize
