id be glad to
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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