I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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