you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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