were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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